misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

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Once you stop wanting something, you get it. Andy Warhol (via aestheticintrovert)

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baimbie:

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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